I HAVE A TEST TOMORROW AND I LOST THE NOTES
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak
you can make anything sound sexual just by whispering it
would you like a better deal on your car insurance
oh baby lower my rates
(Source: burqalicious)
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life





















