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smidgetz:

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

That’s insane, please be careful y’all

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

(Source: snorlaxatives)

The “what ifs” and “should haves” will eat your brain.

John O’Callaghan (via lushwisdom)

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I want connections, I want people. I want places. People and places I miss more than anything, people and places I have yet to meet. I want long talks and I want laughter.

Unknown (via stevenbong)

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justbeingaslut:

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

pyropian:

One time when I was little I was at my dad’s office near the top of a tall building, and I decided to press my face against the window and stare intensely at people passing by below. One lady made eye contact with me and was so startled that she tripped over and this other guy caught her and they struck up a conversation and walked off together. I hope I helped them find love with each other. I hope they got together and fell in love after my creepy staring out the window

Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world

Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

A couple reminders for everybody headed back to school

keepcalmstay-s-t-r-o-n-g:

• your mental health is more important than your grades/school work
• you are fabulous
• they’re probably not even paying attention when you give a presentation
• one friend is better than no friends
• eat a healthy lunch
• take care of yourself
• please stay safe
• your mental health is more important than your grades/school work
• I love you

Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend.

One of my customers (via assachusetts)

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg